"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain

Monday, July 30, 2007

Need Some Sleep?

If you are needing to get a little sleep today you could go over to Stand Firm and watch in real time the annual Anglican Communion Network meeting in Bedford, Texas. After about 5 minutes of the discussion on the 39 Articles and the 1662 Prayer Book I had to be pulled off the roof of the parish hall. I feel so sorry for these people. It is the middle of the summer for Gods sake. Go on vacation. Take a break. Really, maybe they could go on a Christian Cruise like this one that offers free room mate matching. Or they could go to Orlando to the Holy Land Experience. It would even be possible to go and vacation with the the President. Just get out of the parish hall and go somewhere, anywhere. The older people in this photo look like they are having fun. J

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Shoe Savior

Today it was brought to my attention that a priest from just down the road was featured on NPR Weekend Edition Saturday. The story is about Zappos online shoe market and the fanaticism it inspires. Our friend The Rev Sarah Gaede is crazy. We will do everything in our power to get her the professional help she deserves.

Monday, July 16, 2007

We were so close!

It has come to our attention that the New York Times Story might not have been as complete as we would hope from such a renown publication. Episcope has posted Stop the Press to correct some of the errors in the article. We still believe universal domination is within our reach but I have decided to save money on lottery tickets for the time being.

We now rule the universe!

Ok it has been a long time since the last post on Anglican Underground. Sorry but I have been explaining what Kudzu is to Californians and took a long trip to Namibia, Africa in June. But what has helped push me back to the blog is realizing that I now have the gift of prophecy. I know this may sound a little strange but how else would you explain this article from the New York Times?
I think this sounds an awful lot like our March 28th post called Mitford Porn. Coincidence? No way. Either I have new abilities to see the future or there is a shadowy group reading our blog and acting accordingly. Either way Anglican Underground is now in the position to Rule the Universe. We are drunk with power and cannot wait to start changing the world.